unbears:

omg

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spermbanker:

*licks a john green book and shoves a mug of hot tea up my ass*
Dang It Feels Good To Be Different!

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Anonymous:
I want to die

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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Timestamp: 1406181736

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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911 plays
  • Trackname:

    Swimming Pool Blues
  • Artist:

    Miniature Tigers
  • Album:

    Swimming Pool Blues

nikolai-and-the-broken-zoom:

I wasn’t tagged but I love attractive selfies because they make me feel better on ugly days, so here are my six

Timestamp: 1406124293

nikolai-and-the-broken-zoom:

I wasn’t tagged but I love attractive selfies because they make me feel better on ugly days, so here are my six

teamvampireweekend:

Vampire Weekend at Cirque Royal in Brussels (Photo by GeeromsLS on Flickr)

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Timestamp: 1406090760

teamvampireweekend:

Vampire Weekend at Cirque Royal in Brussels (Photo by GeeromsLS on Flickr)

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  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via mariofartwii)

Timestamp: 1406044654

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via mariofartwii)