officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

(via cnxzx)

2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

(via condom)

phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

(via cnxzx)

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

(via aitanalol)

Timestamp: 1397465744

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

(via aitanalol)

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun, via ladies-love-the-cool-niko)

Timestamp: 1397446013

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun, via ladies-love-the-cool-niko)

ladies-love-the-cool-niko:

It’s fucking red

Timestamp: 1397445971

ladies-love-the-cool-niko:

It’s fucking red

its implied that she fucked the bee

(Source: thegestianpoet, via ladies-love-the-cool-niko)

beardhairdontcare:

Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)

(via stoned-lush01)

Anonymous:
i'm not a feminist because i believe in equality in all genders.

cannibalisnn:

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